Woooooohoo!

Who hasn't had a post in a year?

Who's drunk as shit right now?

Goddamn, typing is hard...

Hey look, no typos! I'm awesome!

Seriously, standing upright is hard right now...

I have to tell Paul's sister Sara that I was at Dave (the spaniard's)-from-Renfair's house tonight, and goddamn is he fucking HOT!

Bloody hell, I'm drunk...

(Isn't tbat tbe Vandy-girl mating call?)

(P.S. Don godd2mn 5y[ping is hard... don't ... I forgot what I was saying... Wheeeeee!)

Tbat?

Ooooooooohhhhhhhh....

Verticality is bad, but horizontalness is worse.

Whose bloody idea was it to drink 3 (4?) Jaegerbombs in a row last night? That man needs to be kicked in the shin.

Quick updates:

I've found a new straight man to fall in love with, and he does handstands and takes off his pants on command. What more can I ask for?

wolfgrrl's li'l bro is hotter than ever.

Jaeger is not your friend.

Being unemployed is simultaneously brilliant and a royal pain in the ass.

I finally got the last two seasons of Buffy on DVD, and I got my mom hooked on it. Yay!

Ugh... Must lie back down now...